Update!!! We now have plenty of men and women and the twofer deal has ended! See you tonight!

You’ve heard that BB, FIPS & Brokelyn want to hook you up during the first Brooklyn Meatup (meat market + meetup = Meatup) next Wednesday at the Bell House, right?

And that we’re doing it without all the typical cheesy singles event crap that sends you running home to the warm comfort of your match.com profile (or your Wii)?

There’ll be $2 Busch beers (big wink) from 7-8pm (just $3 thereafter), a completely optional, but totally fun to check out makeout photo booth, the awesome DJ French Toast & DJ Mr. F, and the La Cense Burger Truck parked out front — because as we all know, workin it works up your appetite. We’re also giving away some tricked out “you might be single, but not for long” prizes like $120 worth of Babeland booty, a free pig-buthchering or sausage-making class (yes, you read that right) at Brooklyn Kitchen’s soon-to-open cooking school The Labs, and a free night at the chic Hotel Le Bleu!

Based on our Facebook RSVP page, we already have quite a few hotties signed up. The only hitch is, so far it’s looking like there are more girls than guys. And we can’t be havin that. Soooooo, we need a few good men!

We know you’re out there, boys. We’re looking for nerd dudes, hot dudes, sports dudes, dudes that live at home with their parents, dudes who love Glee, skater dudes, smarty pants dudes, blogger dudes, arty dudes, hipster dudes, comic book dudes. We don’t really care — we want you all! And just to prove it to you, we’re offering you a super special, last-minute BK Meatup 2-dudes-for-the-price-of-1 deal!

After you buy a ticket (on sale here), send us an email with the subject “Dude.” Include your name and the name of your dude friend, and we’ll comp his ticket.

And if you’re a hot chick who’s already BK Meatup-bound, grab some of your single (but have no interest in them whatsoever) guy friends and head on over together. Cause trust us, we’ve got all the other important stuff in place — jello shots, free matchmaking services by fellow BB editor Chrysanthe, special guest appearance by hilarious comedian Sara Schaefer, from the Best Week Ever blog and the Late Night With Jimmy Fallon blog, and other non-cheesy tacky fun that will (practically) guarantee you find true love. Or maybe just a makeout session in the photo booth.

Details:
FIPS, Brooklyn Based, and Brokelyn Present:
THE FIRST BROOKLYN MEATUP
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 30, 7-11PM
TICKETS $10 in advance and at the door, on sale now!
THE BELL HOUSE
149 7th Street, Brooklyn, NY
(718) 643-6510
thebellhouseny.com

Follow @bkmeatup for updates. While you’re at it, tell us if you’re coming on Facebook, too!

Sent by Nicole.